Cute things Evan has said

The day before I had Keira...

Evan: Mommy, I think you should wear these shoes (black patton leather, with a peep toe and wedge heel) today, because they look pretty on you.
Me: Oh, um, I don't know if I can wear those 9 months pregnant.
Evan: But they look so pretty on you.
Me: Thank you, but I might fall over.
Evan: Oh. And pregnant mommies probably also shouldn't stand on a really tall ladder. If they fall over, the baby will cry.

A few days before that...
Evan: Mommy, does your tummy feel all wet inside?
Me: No. Why?
Evan: Because I think if the baby was crying inside, it would feel pretty wet.